So I am finally answering the question I have been asked at least a hundred times now – how to kiss like a pro!

Alright let me start with where men actually goof up.

Now suppose you’ve just had an amazing date with the hottest woman you’ve ever laid your eyes on. And yes, this is your first date with her. You’ve been ardently trying to have this lady go out for a date with you and tonight was the night.  You tried to be your best today - kept your cool, acted confident, and your humor made her laugh too. So you’re now feeling a bit confident of the fact that you were able to impress her. At least so far! 

And while watching the movie she rested her head against your shoulder, so you know she’s digging you.  You feel on top of the world and assume that you are already three parts ahead in the game.

It’s now time to drop her off at home and you walk her up to the front porch. You gently hold her hand and see a soft smile on her face. Your heart rejoices and just as she tells that she’s had a
lovely evening, you know its time!
You are a man of actions so you lean in for a kiss just at the right time while she meets you halfway. And what follows next? What follows next is before she can even breathe, you ram your tongue down her throat in order to show her how confidently aggressive you actually are.  But oops, you forgot about that piece of chicken wing stuck between your teeth. And despite her indicating you by coughing that you are gagging her off her breath, you go on and on and on.  To make situation worse, you reach behind and grab her rear as you further lock your lips more firmly with hers.

From the next day on, you see that she stops returning your calls and you never get to see her ever again! You think that she’s found someone else perhaps but the fact of the matter is she has judged you with that one kiss of yours and now she doesn’t even want to hear your name.

Now need I say what is that you are supposed to do to impress her? Yes, you’ve guessed it right. Please be as soft and slow as you can without rushing in! Women love men who are gentle with them. It shows that they respect women and are in no hurry to show their machismo with something as romantic as a kiss.
So now that you know this, keep this thing in mind if you really intend to win the lady with your prowess!

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Well, only if it was as easy. We’ve had numerous men in history who’ve tried to decipher and write down how exactly women think but all they could do is only turn them into literature. And the saga is still on. We still have men trying to set thinking patterns of women under specific rules but alas, there are not rules – there can never be any!

Let me tell you why!
This is because women do exactly the opposite of what is expected of them in a particular situation. For instance, if a woman likes you, you’ll only be very lucky if you get a smile from her. Else under normal circumstances, she’ll never even let you know what’s on her mind in any way. Yes, she may even ignore you or not even look at you. Don’t be surprised on this because women actually do that.

Their logic behind this is that a man is the one who should always make the first move. Why? Because he is a man! I’ll narrate an incident to you. A couple of years back when I was far too less experienced and you could say shy too, I liked this lady but somehow didn’t approach her thinking that she seemed a little less friendly. Two years back I met her again and was surprised after a drink or two; she asked me why had I not asked her out for date ever? When I told her that she should’ve shown some sign of interest at least, she said that was MY job. I mean that was the first and the last lesson for me of that kind. It was then that I realized how ironical women can be at times. But I don’t blame them entirely. Tradition has always put men on the forefront when it came to wooing a lady and I feel in the hearts of women, it still reigns.

Since then I have commonly seen this trait in almost every ‘sensible’ women I’ve met. So now I don’t really think before asking a lady I am attracted to, for a date. What makes it easy for me is I stay prepared for the worst before approaching any one. I mean the worst that can happen is a denial from her side. But then I’ve also been able to date some of the most gorgeous women around with this new-found confidence of mine.

So the next time you see this damn hot woman around you, you know exactly what to do lest you’ll find yourself regretting in the end!

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