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Is your woman solar powered?
This is one thing I have always wondered since many years now when the winter snow takes over for half a year and you are left hunting for some pretty faces but you never get to see one. I am sure some of you would also agree with me on this because in winters I have often seem men so very hard pressed to spot even a single damsel down the cafeteria or the theatre. The only things you get to see all around are humans clad in coats, hats and scarves and you wonder where in the world all the girls have gone!
The moment summer begins and sunshine falls on your panes, you know that spring/summer is welcoming you with open arms. The sky turns orange and the local public area suddenly becomes a temple of female beauty. What I am left wondering is, where do they come from? For good 6 months, these goddesses are not to be seen any where; perhaps hibernating in Ibiza or Alaska I suppose. They are not to be spotted either in mine or even my friends’ offices.
The only option you are left with is coming to the conclusion that these girls are certainly shipped in for the summer to your city to drive you crazy. To me this has always been a perennial mystery. Sometimes I also end up thinking that it must be a figment of my imagination.
Whatever it is, it is a great time of the year because where you yourself are getting ready to shift from being over clad in winters to lazy shift to shorts and t-shirts, women turn into sun-worshipping supermodels at the drop of the hat.
So my advice to all of those who are expecting some spice in a foreign country and are planning a vacation, please make your trips in summers as women here, gentlemen as my observation are solar powered!


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